TV Squad

• And I Quote: The best lines of the week
  

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  The TV Squad team has made their picks for the top quotes of the past couple of weeks from TV:
  • "In 48 hours, you solved 21 bank jobs, a murder and a kidnapping?" -- Det. Tutuola ribbing Det. Elliot Stabler about a confession given by a man on his death bed on Law & Order: SVU.
  • "Next time I need my gun cleaned, you're my girl... uhhh, what are you doing Saturday night?" -- Jason (David Arquette) to his doctor, Joanna (Lori Laughlin), on the premiere of In Case of Emergency.
  • "You twat! Why are you dying?! Actually, I wish I was dying... I bet I'd be better at it...
    
  
  
  
  • And I Quote: The best lines of the past week
    

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    The TV Squad team has made their picks for the top quotes of the week from TV:
    • "Trust me, Bart. It's better to walk in on both your parents than on just one of them." -- Milhouse to Bart, after he walks in on Homer and Marge having sex, on The Simpsons.
    • "I hate milk. It comes from cow wangs!" -- Nelson, on The Simpsons.
    • "My nose is just overflowing with awesome and I just had to get some of it out." -- Barney, after blowing his nose from a cold, on How I Met Your Mother.
    • "An Indian study has found that condoms designed to meet...
      
    
    
    
    • On the 8th day of Festivus, TV gave to me
      

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      ...Eight Characters Quoted!
      
      This year didn't really provide any classic one-liners that have become a part of everyday conversation. There's no "Hell to the no!" or "Let's hug it out, bitch" or "Obey kaybee". So, I grabbed a few favorite quotes from our lists and from our commenters... and I threw in a few quotes from major moments in 2006 television.
      
      • "Deal or no deal?", Howie Mandel's tagline...
        
      
      
      
      • And I Quote: The best lines of the past two weeks
        

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        The TV Squad team has made their picks for the top quotes of the past two weeks from TV:
        
        • "It's like Betty Crocker and Charles Manson had a love child, and he's cooking for me." -- Anthony Bourdain, guest judge on Top Chef
        • "I got a better question for you. What is your sister's cell phone doing on my dead body?" -- Gibbs to McGee on NCIS
        • "If you have sex, your penis will fall off and land in another dimension populated entirely by dogs, who will eat it." -- Peter reading from a safe sex pamphlet on Family Guy
        • "They shake their booties and my thingy gets excited!" -- The Blizzard...
          
        
        
        
        • And I Quote: The best lines of the week
          

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          The TV Squad team has made their picks for the top quotes of the week from TV:
          
          • Call Girl: "A Cleveland what?"
            Roy: "Don't worry -- I'll talk you through it. And we've got a glass coffee table right here." - Prison Break
          • "What's that smell? Smells like sweat and anger and shame." -- Stewie, to Brian after a failed breakup attempt on Family Guy
          • "So... I almost get shot and you guys respond by doing a lot of math?" -- Oswalt to Charlie on Numb3rs
          • "If you lose the big game, that boy is gonna die faster than Steve Irwin in a tank full of stingrays." -- Doctor, telling Stan if his...
            
          
          
          
          • And I Quote: The best lines of the week
            

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            The TV Squad team has made their picks for the top quotes of the week from TV:
            
            • Cheerleader's brother: "I'm gonna put it on YouTube and make like a million dollars!"
              Zach: "YouTube is free you idiot." -- Regarding a video showing the cheerleader's abilities, on Heroes.
              
            • "Your athletic ability has enabled millions of teenage Americans to sit on their couch and eat Doritos, and I think that is a wonderful thing." -- Jimmy kidding Tony Hawk about the massive success of his skateboarding video games on Jimmy Kimmel Live Thursday.
              
            • "Wouldn't you think I'd get tired of constantly being right? And yet it never gets...
              
            
            
            
            • And I Quote: The best lines of the week
              

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              The TV Squad team has made their picks for the top quotes of the week from TV:
              • "Word in the conspiracy mill is she's out having my love child." -- Det. John Munch explaining Det. Olivia Benson's absence on Law & Order: SVU.
              • "You brought me back to life. Don't think you're not going to pay for that." -- Randall, to brother Lucas, on The Nine.
              • Eden: "He claims he can fly, but I don't have information ... Also there may have been an encounter with somebody who can stop time."
                Horn-Rim Glasses Guy: "Really? That's cool." -- on Heroes.
              • "You're not getting in this dress." -- Alan Shore...
                
              
              
              
              • And I Quote: The best lines of the week
                

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                The TV Squad team has made their picks for the top quotes of the week from TV:
                
                • "Miss Hasselbeck, perhaps best known for her work as a mime on the show The View, told the grown-ups on that program that she was outraged by the name of one of Law & Order's special victims, Elizabeth Hassenback." -- Keith Olbermann, during his Keeping Tabs segment on Countdown.
                • Hiro: "We got beat up because you made us cheat at gambling. Using my powers for personal gain. That's the Dark Side."
                  Ando: "Not being broke is the Dark Side?" -- Heroes.
                • "Wow! You are really screwed!" -- What Bob says when personal...
                  
                
                
                
                • And I Quote: The best lines of the week
                  

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                  The TV Squad team has made their picks for the top quotes of the week from TV:
                  
                  • "Yes, I know, I'll get letters." -- Boston Legal's Alan Shore, after bashing Freedom of Religion during the closing arguments of a trial.
                  • "What are you, a Democrat?" -- Fellow officer to McNulty when McNulty allows Omar his one phone call while being arrested, on The Wire.
                  • "I'm not part of any organization that has initials." -- Evil Glasses-Guy to Officer Parkman, when accused of working for the FBI, or maybe the CIA on Heroes.
                  • "That guy from Labyrinth just turned into a bird!" -- Hank, after watching David...
                    
                  
                  
                  
                  • And I Quote: The best lines of the week
                    

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                    The TV Squad team has made their picks for the top quotes of the week from TV:
                    
                    • "Somewhere in a parallel universe bizarro-Dick is being a total killjoy." -- Dick Casablancas to Veronica Mars, when she tells him she's rushing a sorority, on Veronica Mars.
                    • "When I was 23, I had a paper route." -- David Letterman, about Nikki Hilton opening up her own hotel.
                    • "This is macaroni and cheese. It's what American's eat when they want to commit suicide slowly." -- Eden on Heroes.
                    • "In the end, when everyone else in this unit is buried and be-shitted, this Detective Sargent will still be standing." -- Sgt Landsman explaining...