Cinematical

• Megan Fox's Topless Scene Cut from 'Jennifer's Body'?
  

  Filed under: RumorMonger, Fandom, NSFW

  
  
  I'll take the reigns of this post while my boss, Cinematical editor-in-chief Erik Davis, presumably weeps on the floor of his office. According to a reviewer over at JoBlo.com, the movie all Megan Fox fanboys have been anxiously waiting for (Davis may have already been paying someone to prematurely wait in line for tickets), is reportedly without its most anticipated scene. That's right, the horror comedy Jennifer's Body no longer has footage of the Transformers hottie sans top. Of course, as we saw from some very popularly leaked shots (still available at CelebNewsWire.com), Fox wasn't actually topless anyway -- she had on flesh-colored...
  



• Cloris Leachman Wants to Strap On Her Oscar with John Stamos
  

  Filed under: Awards, Celebrities and Controversy, Newsstand, NSFW

  First we had Sarah Silverman singing about f*cking Matt Damon, then Jimmy Kimmel had his turn with Damon's BFF, Ben Affleck. Now we have something even better: octogenarian actress and Academy Award-winner Cloris Leachman (who still looks damn good, thank you very much) getting all raunchy at a Comedy Central roast for Bob "Full House" Saget, threatening to get it on with "pretty boy" John Stamos on a "filthy bean bag chair" while using her Best Supporting Actress Oscar as a strap-on. There's a mental picture that'll take weeks to get out of your brain...
  




• Update: Kevin Smith Wins His 'R' Rating for 'Zack and Miri'
  

  Filed under: Comedy, Celebrities and Controversy, The Weinstein Co., NSFW, Movie Marketing, Cinematical Indie

  The most we can hope for now is the unrated director's cut of Kevin Smith's Zack and Miri Make a Porno, because the filmmaker has won his appeal with the MPAA and received an R rating, according to the Associated Press. It's been a long road for Smith's movie, which was unsurprisingly smacked with an NC-17 last month -- as if we didn't see it coming due to Smith's track record and the fact that it's a movie about a couple who, yes, that's right, make...
  



• See a Highly Unpleasant New Photo from 'Mirrors'
  

  Filed under: Horror, NSFW, Images

  I think Scott Weinberg's getting set for Comic-Con as I write this, so I'll briefly fill in on the gorehound beat. Mirrors director Alexandre Aja has released what he calls "a new tasty visual from one of my favorite scenes" in the film. Per Aja's penchant for extravagant gross-outs, the picture is -- how do you say? -- aggressive. I'm putting it under the jump. It's gruesome -- watch out.
  
  It's also -- and some of you may petition to have me committed for this -- strangely beautiful, albeit in a way only a horror freak could...
  



• Fan Rant: What's with the Psychopaths on Rotten Tomatoes?
  

  Filed under: Fandom, NSFW, Comic/Superhero/Geek, Fan Rant

  Let's take a moment to talk about the internet and the people who use it.
  
  As someone who writes for a fairly prominent blog and who, from time to time, gets a fact wrong or overlooks something (when you do several posts a day, it's hard to be perfect), I am familiar with the wrath that internet commenters can unleash. But I am quickly coming to realize that you, gentle readers, have indeed been gentle. If you have a moment, take a look at the Rotten Tomatoes page for The Dark Knight, and click through some of the comments that...
  



• TLA's Mini-Fest Will Bring the Gay to You
  

  Filed under: Gay & Lesbian, NSFW, Other Festivals, Cinematical Indie

  Well, assuming you live in New York, L.A., or Fort Lauderdale, that is. Those are the cities that will get TLA Releasing's mini-fest this summer, with six gay-themed features playing for one week in each location. You can see a somewhat NSFW trailer for the fest at TLA's YouTube page, but here's a brief rundown of what's happening:
  
  First you got your Bangkok Love Story, a thriller about a hitman who falls for his victim. Then there's Chuecatown (Boystown), a comedy involving bathhouses and murders (I'm thinking of that scene in Eastern Promises, but...
  



• Rob Zombie Reveals 'Tyrannosaurus Rex' Poster, Nothing Else
  

  Filed under: Horror, Independent, NSFW, Movie Marketing, Posters

  So we still don't quite know what Rob Zombie's Tyrannosaurus Rexis. The new, somewhat profane, surprisingly artful poster for the 2009 film -- which I've placed after the jump because we don't like cussin' on our family-friendly front page -- seems to confirm the earlier notion that the plot involves a biker gang; Zombie himself has said that the movie has nothing to do with actual dinosaurs, though an image of one appears in the background. There had also been speculation that Tyrannosaurus Rex will be based on a comic book called Nailed, which was co-authored...
  



• 'On the Doll' Clip Will Make Men Cringe
  

  Filed under: Drama, Thrillers, NSFW, Movie Marketing, Cinematical Indie, Trailers and Clips

  I would have embedded the clip, but I want to make sure no children or men accidentally push play without being either of proper age or sufficiently warned. It's definitely NSFW, and the fact that it features rising star Brittany Snow (Prom Night) repeatedly punching a guy in the crotch makes it a truly uncomfortable moment for males to witness. Sure, it's got nothing on the cringe-worthy castration sequence from Hard Candy or the end of Little Childrenor most of Teeth or, for that matter, any...
  



• Lose Your Lunch with New 'Mother of Tears' Clip
  

  Filed under: Horror, NSFW, Cinematical Indie, Trailers and Clips

  I was just about to eat lunch when ComingSoon.net directed me to this super violent and gory clip from Mother of Tears, the latest flick from Italian horror legend Dario Argento. Now I've lost my appetite. Before you click on the link (which brings you to an exclusive from ShockTillYouDrop.com), be warned: you may lose your lunch or have some serious nightmares or both. Also, it's likely not very safe to watch the video at work.
  
  The film is the final installment in Argento's The Three Mothers trilogy, which also includes the...
  



• No Actress Yet for 'Witchblade' -- But We've Got the Teaser Poster
  

  Filed under: Action, Sci-Fi & Fantasy, NSFW, Movie Marketing, Comic/Superhero/Geek, Images, Posters

  
  
  I'm sure this has happened before -- in fact, I seem to remember X-Men posters long before Wolverine was definitively cast, but it is a first for me on Cinematical. Weeks after Top Cow and Platinum Studios announced an upcoming Witchblade movie, a teaser poster has surfaced courtesy of the newly launched official site. The lead actress has not even been cast, no rumors have even reached my ears (which doesn't mean a darn thing) ... but here she is, in...